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I don’t know how to tumblr anymore, but my amazing Sailor Chibi Moon costume by oliviasatelier has compelled me to share. I, velvetrevulva, am the cosplayer, and these were taken at Fan Expo 2014, right in front of the CN Tower.

Photos by the super talented amaleighphotography, and edited by yours truly.

Look, it’s Christine’s baby.

me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur


Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

Oh, I think it’s Sabagebu? I keep hearing about this one. 



Remember Wendy Davis?


You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?


Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!


Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

I have discovered Princess Jellyfish. 

I am in love.

Dole Fruit Smoothie Shakers review

OK, so, consumer FYI. Dole has come out with these Fruit Smoothie Shakers. Sold in the frozen section. They were $2.19 each at Kroger’s. Some of them mix fruit and veggies, others are just fruits (I just had a peach/mango). And, of course, it’s not just fruit in there. Yogurt too. Plus: peach, mango, milk, sugar, nonfat dry milk, chicory root fiber, cream, natural flavor, water, tapioca starch, xanthan gum, guar gum, citrus fiber, niacinamide (vitamin B3), pantothenic acid (B5), yogurt cultures, stevia (!!!! WHY? there’s already sugar in it!), locust bean gum, pyridoxine hydrochloride (B6), cyanocobalamin (B12), folic acid (B9).

35mg sodium, 15g sugar. After you add 6.5 oz of orange juice, it clocks in at 190 calories (though obviously dependent on what juice you add; without it’s 100 cal). The bottle is about 5.5-6 in tall, 1 in of that is a glob of frozen whatever. You add about 4 in of orange juice to it. I could barely taste the peach mango; mostly I tasted orange juice. It wasn’t very filling (was hoping to use as a breakfast sub now and then). Verdict: Make your own damn smoothies.

Or get other stuff to add to it, and just use the shaker as a base (fiber, oatmeal, more yogurt, etc.), if what you’re interested in is not dragging out your blender. 




See that adorable little fluff ball? His name was Gizmo, he was one of the happiest little pup pups that I have ever seen. He loved his family and every minute he cold spend with my mom.

One day, we gave him a busy bone as a treat. A few hours after eating it, he starting acting really odd. He wasn’t acting odd and barely reacted to anything. 

We didn’t really think anything of it because he was a pretty odd little pup and we thought he just he had to poop or something. So we went to bed and everything like normal.

The next day, he was even worse. He didn’t move at all, and threw up everything he tried to eat or drink. My mom called the vet and they said to just let it go for the night because he was probably just a little ill. 

Gizmo just kept getting worse and worse. He could barely life his head and laid around all day long. Finally, my mom brought him into the vet and she told them about what was going on and they decided to do an X-Ray on him.

After the results came in, they noticed a large blockage in Giz’s intestines. They called my mom so she could bring him in for emergency surgery. 

After surgery, the vet came out with a sample of what was blocking his intestines. As soon as my mom saw it, she knew exactly what it was. 

Busy Bone.

They said they extracted as much as they could, but it was hard because he was only about 10 pounds and surgery is hard on little dogs. We picked him up from the vet a few hours later so he could have a chance to wake up. When we picked him up, he was still under the anesthesia and not very responsive. We still brought him home because it was either that or leave him at the vet overnight alone.

When we got home, all of my other animals got next to the kennel to see what was wrong. 

They knew.

About an hour after getting home, Gizmo passed away at only 4 years old.

I then wrote a very angry letter to Purina (the owners of Busy Bone) telling them what happened. I heard back the next day, and we started our claim. 

They talked to Gizmo’s vet who told them is was definitely the Busy Bone that had caused his death. Purina paid us for the cost of the surgery just to shut us up and left us. 

I am telling you this story as a warning, I know that Busy Bones are a popular treat to give dogs, but I am begging you

Please do not feed your dogs Busy Bones. 

Gizmo’s life couldn’t be saved, but your dog still has a chance.

Actually, don’t feed your pet Purina ANYTHING. It’s not good food and there’s all kinds of junk in it. And while you’re at it, do NOT feed them: California Natural, EVO, HealthWise, Iams, Innova, Karma, or any other pet food owned by Proctor and Gamble. Every time P&G buys a new pet food brand, the quality plummets. You do not want to feed your pets this junk.